Gonna make an awesome dinner for myself…

I’m take a mother fuckin’ red pepper, look at that beautiful thing!

Then I’m a stuff that bitch up with the following shit:

oh yeah some fuckin Quinoa, that shit got a fancy name!
But wait I aint done, that’d be boring 

I’m also gonne mix an egg into my Quinoa, OHHH SHIT some mother fuckin’ protein!

I’m also gonna have some freakin avacado cause damn I’ll pull out any excuse to eat that shit, besides i got like 4 in my fridge!

Then finally I’m gonna top this delicious, genius creation off with..

OH SNAP I WENT THERE WITH THE FUCKIN MOZZARELLA CHEESE! 

WHOSE JEALOUS?
YOU ARE!